Heavenly Mischief Maker Pillows

Corrupted angel

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

Newt sale

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

Teacher to student: 'Nice use of glitter, but you were assigned to do math problems.'

'Guess what I'd like to see disappear next.'

Child jumping on a table-tennis table.

Artist gets pooped on by lots of birds.

"I've just discovered this brilliant new ingredients."

Knights

"It's my wife - she's trying to lure ships to their doom!"

Department of Foreign Affairs Foreign Affairs staff and their Mistresses from various parts of the World,having some fun in the office, witnessed by a stunned member of the public.

"Looks like we left out the wrong brownies."

God creates humans.

'... No, actually. He's short, blond and ugly.'

'He wanted to be remembered this way.'

'What's my fortune then?!

'I'm sorry, I laughed when I saw you in spite of myself!'

Frankie the discount genie

"That's not the boiling oil, that's my casserole!"

'I got 50p - how much did you get?'

A trap for Santa

Aircraft accidentally hits a witch.

Santa's sleigh up on cinder blocks.

'Grandma says she has the perfect wrestler nickname for me. What does Tiny Terror mean?'

"And the important thing is to make sure you wake them up EVERY HOUR during the night."

"Do not feel bad - violence is acceptable when the purpose of the toy is its own destruction."

'I never dreamed that Lady Godiva would run AGAINST me!'

"As you can see, we allowed you to bring your cell phones; however, this is hell, so even local calls will be charged as roaming."