Heavenly Mischief Maker Prints

Corrupted angel

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

Newt sale

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

Teacher to student: 'Nice use of glitter, but you were assigned to do math problems.'

"How the heck could you forget your sword?"

'Guess what I'd like to see disappear next.'

"I've just discovered this brilliant new ingredients."

Child jumping on a table-tennis table.

It's sure been easier to mess around at work since we decided to bell the boss.

Artist gets pooped on by lots of birds.

Knights

"It's my wife - she's trying to lure ships to their doom!"

God creates humans.

"Looks like we left out the wrong brownies."

Department of Foreign Affairs Foreign Affairs staff and their Mistresses from various parts of the World,having some fun in the office, witnessed by a stunned member of the public.

'... No, actually. He's short, blond and ugly.'

'What's my fortune then?!

'He wanted to be remembered this way.'

'I'm sorry, I laughed when I saw you in spite of myself!'

"That's not the boiling oil, that's my casserole!"

A trap for Santa

Frankie the discount genie

"What about this: we steal from the rich and give it to political action committees?"

'I got 50p - how much did you get?'

Oh, confound it, I was in landscape mode.

'I never dreamed that Lady Godiva would run AGAINST me!'

"Do not feel bad - violence is acceptable when the purpose of the toy is its own destruction."

"For crying out loud, what's all that racket down there? Are those kids raiding the kitchen again?"

"As you can see, we allowed you to bring your cell phones; however, this is hell, so even local calls will be charged as roaming."

"And the important thing is to make sure you wake them up EVERY HOUR during the night."

Aircraft accidentally hits a witch.