Joyful Mischief Maker Pillows

Child jumping on a table-tennis table.

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

Newt sale

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

"Gesundheit!"

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

Teacher to student: 'Nice use of glitter, but you were assigned to do math problems.'

Death Photobombs a Holiday

'Guess what I'd like to see disappear next.'

'I couldn't practice last night on account of my Dad's head was gonna' explode.'

'How was your day Ma?. . .'

Artist gets pooped on by lots of birds.

Occupational Hazards.

"I've just discovered this brilliant new ingredients."

'In the middle of the second movement, Rodney's worst fears were realized; Phillippe began to sing along.'

'You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off. . .!'

Old Golfers never die...only those who get in their buggies way!

"Looks like we left out the wrong brownies."

'I'm sorry, I laughed when I saw you in spite of myself!'

'He wanted to be remembered this way.'

Timpani for the devil

Mozart swimming.

"I'm in the national team...not because I'm a good player, but because everybody panics when I start singing the anthem!"

'Why are you hiding in the closet?'

'I'd like an older brother, please.'

"I told you we should have given them treats!"

Frankie the discount genie

'I got 50p - how much did you get?'

"It's festive. But I think it means no candy."

"Great, I just made my last mortgage payment!"

The concert that never was. . .