Whimsical Mischief Makers Mugs

Mall Santa

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

Newt sale

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

"Gesundheit!"

Teacher to student: 'Nice use of glitter, but you were assigned to do math problems.'

Death Photobombs a Holiday

'Guess what I'd like to see disappear next.'

Child jumping on a table-tennis table.

Artist gets pooped on by lots of birds.

It's sure been easier to mess around at work since we decided to bell the boss.

"I've just discovered this brilliant new ingredients."

"It's my wife - she's trying to lure ships to their doom!"

God creates humans.

Old Golfers never die...only those who get in their buggies way!

"Looks like we left out the wrong brownies."

'What's my fortune then?!

Man defaces a painting to make it fit above his fireplace.

'He wanted to be remembered this way.'

'I'm sorry, I laughed when I saw you in spite of myself!'

Frankie the discount genie

'I got 50p - how much did you get?'

"What about this: we steal from the rich and give it to political action committees?"

"I told you we should have given them treats!"

A trap for Santa

'Grandma says she has the perfect wrestler nickname for me. What does Tiny Terror mean?'

Oh, confound it, I was in landscape mode.

"No, no, no! My old 45 records do not belong in the craft box!"

"Great, I just made my last mortgage payment!"

Aircraft accidentally hits a witch.

Santa's sleigh up on cinder blocks.

"As you can see, we allowed you to bring your cell phones; however, this is hell, so even local calls will be charged as roaming."