Comic Mischief Maker Mugs

Quilp defies the dog

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

"Mr. Johnson, Bob is kicking me under the table!"

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

Newt sale

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

Death Photobombs a Holiday

Teacher to student: 'Nice use of glitter, but you were assigned to do math problems.'

'Guess what I'd like to see disappear next.'

'I couldn't practice last night on account of my Dad's head was gonna' explode.'

It's sure been easier to mess around at work since we decided to bell the boss.

Child jumping on a table-tennis table.

Artist gets pooped on by lots of birds.

"I've just discovered this brilliant new ingredients."

Occupational Hazards.

'In the middle of the second movement, Rodney's worst fears were realized; Phillippe began to sing along.'

"Looks like we left out the wrong brownies."

Old Golfers never die...only those who get in their buggies way!

'You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off. . .!'

God creates humans.

Timpani for the devil

"I'm in the national team...not because I'm a good player, but because everybody panics when I start singing the anthem!"

Mozart swimming.

Man defaces a painting to make it fit above his fireplace.

'I'm sorry, I laughed when I saw you in spite of myself!'

'He wanted to be remembered this way.'

People, come on, connect the dots...NOT THOSE DOTS!

"What about this: we steal from the rich and give it to political action committees?"

A trap for Santa

Frankie the discount genie

"Can you play something the neighbor's dog doesn't know?"

The concert that never was. . .

Oh, confound it, I was in landscape mode.

Aircraft accidentally hits a witch.