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Quilp defies the dog

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

"Mr. Johnson, Bob is kicking me under the table!"

Newt sale

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

Death Photobombs a Holiday

Teacher to student: 'Nice use of glitter, but you were assigned to do math problems.'

'Guess what I'd like to see disappear next.'

'I couldn't practice last night on account of my Dad's head was gonna' explode.'

"I've just discovered this brilliant new ingredients."

Artist gets pooped on by lots of birds.

Occupational Hazards.

Child jumping on a table-tennis table.

'In the middle of the second movement, Rodney's worst fears were realized; Phillippe began to sing along.'

Old Golfers never die...only those who get in their buggies way!

God creates humans.

"Looks like we left out the wrong brownies."

'You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off. . .!'

"I'm in the national team...not because I'm a good player, but because everybody panics when I start singing the anthem!"

'He wanted to be remembered this way.'

Man defaces a painting to make it fit above his fireplace.

Timpani for the devil

Mozart swimming.

'I'm sorry, I laughed when I saw you in spite of myself!'

People, come on, connect the dots...NOT THOSE DOTS!

Frankie the discount genie

A trap for Santa

"Just think, in dog years we'd be old enough to know better!"

Aircraft accidentally hits a witch.

"Great, I just made my last mortgage payment!"