Playful Mischief Maker Mugs

By the way, my foot's asleep. So, I guess an unscrupulous woman who wanted to play footsie with me could pretty much get away with murder right now. !

It's sure been easier to mess around at work since we decided to bell the boss.

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

'Hey, Mom! -- You want to hear a dirty story?'

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

'Grandma says she has the perfect wrestler nickname for me. What does Tiny Terror mean?'

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

Newt sale

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

'Before we start, I'd like legal representation.'

Playing pig

Death Photobombs a Holiday

'Guess what I'd like to see disappear next.'

Teacher to student: 'Nice use of glitter, but you were assigned to do math problems.'

'How was your day Ma?. . .'

Artist gets pooped on by lots of birds.

"I've just discovered this brilliant new ingredients."

Child jumping on a table-tennis table.

'Little Nurse' daughter trying to distract Daddy so he cuts himself shaving

Old Golfers never die...only those who get in their buggies way!

"Looks like we left out the wrong brownies."

'I said you could have ONE cookie!' 'I know. I took two HALF moon cookies...'

'He wanted to be remembered this way.'

'I'm sorry, I laughed when I saw you in spite of myself!'

'All right, who broketh the window!'

'Why are you hiding in the closet?'

'I'd like an older brother, please.'

"I told you we should have given them treats!"

"What about this: we steal from the rich and give it to political action committees?"

'I got 50p - how much did you get?'

Frankie the discount genie

"Just think, in dog years we'd be old enough to know better!"

Oh, confound it, I was in landscape mode.

Aircraft accidentally hits a witch.