Artful Mischief-maker Mugs

'How was your day Ma?. . .'

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

I will not talk in art class. I will not talk in art class. I will not talk in art class. I will not in art class. I will not talk in art class.

Newt sale

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

Death Photobombs a Holiday

Teacher to student: 'Nice use of glitter, but you were assigned to do math problems.'

'Guess what I'd like to see disappear next.'

Artist gets pooped on by lots of birds.

Child jumping on a table-tennis table.

It's sure been easier to mess around at work since we decided to bell the boss.

Old Golfers never die...only those who get in their buggies way!

"Great news! They just bought a new rug we can throw up on!"

"Looks like we left out the wrong brownies."

'I'm sorry, I laughed when I saw you in spite of myself!'

Man defaces a painting to make it fit above his fireplace.

'He wanted to be remembered this way.'

'All right, who broketh the window!'

"I told you we should have given them treats!"

Frankie the discount genie

"What about this: we steal from the rich and give it to political action committees?"

'I got 50p - how much did you get?'

Oh, confound it, I was in landscape mode.

Aircraft accidentally hits a witch.

"Great, I just made my last mortgage payment!"

'Grandma says she has the perfect wrestler nickname for me. What does Tiny Terror mean?'

"Do not feel bad - violence is acceptable when the purpose of the toy is its own destruction."

"No, no, no! My old 45 records do not belong in the craft box!"

"As you can see, we allowed you to bring your cell phones; however, this is hell, so even local calls will be charged as roaming."

'No pennies.'

'Norman, why is it you're the one who always gets detention.'

"So where's the baby cheeses we heard so much about?"