Festive Mischief Maker Gifts

"I'm afraid I made quite a nuisance of myself in here last night."

"Everything on his list - see to it, wrinkly!"

"It's festive. But I think it means no candy."

Angry Santa Claus having his beard pulled by a little boy.

Robber queueing for Santa's grotto.

Worst. Christmas. Ever.

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

Newt sale

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

"Gesundheit!"

'Guess what I'd like to see disappear next.'

Teacher to student: 'Nice use of glitter, but you were assigned to do math problems.'

"I've just discovered this brilliant new ingredients."

Artist gets pooped on by lots of birds.

Child jumping on a table-tennis table.

It's sure been easier to mess around at work since we decided to bell the boss.

"Looks like we left out the wrong brownies."

What have you done with the spare filter paper, please? I've made you a hat miss!

'I'm sorry, I laughed when I saw you in spite of myself!'

'He wanted to be remembered this way.'

'And watch out for the ... ice.'

Frankie the discount genie

"I told you we should have given them treats!"

Santa falls on hard times: 'Numbskulls! I said use lady's stockings!'

"What about this: we steal from the rich and give it to political action committees?"

'Look out for the park ranger while Bernie and I chop us some firewood!'

'You're the only person I know who takes divots on the green.'

Nutcracker

"No, no, no! My old 45 records do not belong in the craft box!"

Oh, confound it, I was in landscape mode.

'Grandma says she has the perfect wrestler nickname for me. What does Tiny Terror mean?'

Aircraft accidentally hits a witch.