Party Mischief Maker Gifts

"Shredding their toilet paper roll because you were 'bored' is still not a good excuse."

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

Newt sale

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

Oh no ... Outsourcing

'Outside with that!'

'How am I going to get all this back in the tube?'

Teacher to student: 'Nice use of glitter, but you were assigned to do math problems.'

Death Photobombs a Holiday

'Beat 3,000 eggs and add one quart of 10-30W oil? So much for putting my recipes on the computer.'

'Guess what I'd like to see disappear next.'

'I couldn't practice last night on account of my Dad's head was gonna' explode.'

It's sure been easier to mess around at work since we decided to bell the boss.

"I've just discovered this brilliant new ingredients."

Artist gets pooped on by lots of birds.

Child jumping on a table-tennis table.

Occupational Hazards.

'In the middle of the second movement, Rodney's worst fears were realized; Phillippe began to sing along.'

'You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off. . .!'

Old Golfers never die...only those who get in their buggies way!

"Looks like we left out the wrong brownies."

"I'm in the national team...not because I'm a good player, but because everybody panics when I start singing the anthem!"

Mozart swimming.

'I'm sorry, I laughed when I saw you in spite of myself!'

'He wanted to be remembered this way.'

Timpani for the devil

The invisible man makes a pancake

'Why are you hiding in the closet?'

'I'd like an older brother, please.'

Frankie the discount genie

"What about this: we steal from the rich and give it to political action committees?"