Party Mischief Maker Pillows

"Shredding their toilet paper roll because you were 'bored' is still not a good excuse."

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

Newt sale

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

Oh no ... Outsourcing

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

'Outside with that!'

'How am I going to get all this back in the tube?'

'Guess what I'd like to see disappear next.'

Death Photobombs a Holiday

Teacher to student: 'Nice use of glitter, but you were assigned to do math problems.'

'Beat 3,000 eggs and add one quart of 10-30W oil? So much for putting my recipes on the computer.'

'I couldn't practice last night on account of my Dad's head was gonna' explode.'

"I've just discovered this brilliant new ingredients."

Child jumping on a table-tennis table.

Occupational Hazards.

Artist gets pooped on by lots of birds.

'In the middle of the second movement, Rodney's worst fears were realized; Phillippe began to sing along.'

'You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off. . .!'

Old Golfers never die...only those who get in their buggies way!

"Looks like we left out the wrong brownies."

Mozart swimming.

Timpani for the devil

'I'm sorry, I laughed when I saw you in spite of myself!'

"I'm in the national team...not because I'm a good player, but because everybody panics when I start singing the anthem!"

'He wanted to be remembered this way.'

The invisible man makes a pancake

'I'd like an older brother, please.'

'Why are you hiding in the closet?'

Frankie the discount genie

"It's festive. But I think it means no candy."