Kitchen Mischief Maker Gifts

"Can you come over here for a second and give this a pained look?"

The invisible man makes a pancake

Oh no ... Outsourcing

'Cookery for beginners'

'Beat 3,000 eggs and add one quart of 10-30W oil? So much for putting my recipes on the computer.'

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

Newt sale

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

Newark by Night. A new Dutch restaurant just opened. What do you know about Dutch cuisine? Nothing. But I'm a big fan of the "Dutch Treat" concept.

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

'Outside with that!'

'How am I going to get all this back in the tube?'

"How did I find my lamb chop? Well, I lifted up a roast potato and there it was."

"How do you prepare the chicken?"

'Guess what I'd like to see disappear next.'

'I couldn't practice last night on account of my Dad's head was gonna' explode.'

It's sure been easier to mess around at work since we decided to bell the boss.

Occupational Hazards.

"I've just discovered this brilliant new ingredients."

Child jumping on a table-tennis table.

'Come to think of it son, there's not a single spot in this backyard I've not dug out sometime...'

'In the middle of the second movement, Rodney's worst fears were realized; Phillippe began to sing along.'

Department of Foreign Affairs Foreign Affairs staff and their Mistresses from various parts of the World,having some fun in the office, witnessed by a stunned member of the public.

'You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off. . .!'

What have you done with the spare filter paper, please? I've made you a hat miss!

'You still have breakfast and lunch on your dinner menu.'

Children's Self-Help Books. How to Look for a Lost Toy Without Moving a Muscle. It IS Possible to Make a More Annoying Sound! Tying the Impossible Knot. Mom! MOM! Moooooom!

'You ordered the stuffed sea bass, didn't you?'

"They've agreed to drop the charges, but only if you agree never to stuff the turkey again."

Mozart swimming.

Timpani for the devil

'He wanted to be remembered this way.'

"I'm in the national team...not because I'm a good player, but because everybody panics when I start singing the anthem!"

'Why are you hiding in the closet?'