Kitchen Mischief Maker Prints

"Can you come over here for a second and give this a pained look?"

The invisible man makes a pancake

Oh no ... Outsourcing

'Cookery for beginners'

'Beat 3,000 eggs and add one quart of 10-30W oil? So much for putting my recipes on the computer.'

Newt sale

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

'Outside with that!'

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

'How am I going to get all this back in the tube?'

'Guess what I'd like to see disappear next.'

"How do you prepare the chicken?"

"How did I find my lamb chop? Well, I lifted up a roast potato and there it was."

'I couldn't practice last night on account of my Dad's head was gonna' explode.'

'Come to think of it son, there's not a single spot in this backyard I've not dug out sometime...'

"I've just discovered this brilliant new ingredients."

Child jumping on a table-tennis table.

Occupational Hazards.

'In the middle of the second movement, Rodney's worst fears were realized; Phillippe began to sing along.'

'You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off. . .!'

Department of Foreign Affairs Foreign Affairs staff and their Mistresses from various parts of the World,having some fun in the office, witnessed by a stunned member of the public.

What have you done with the spare filter paper, please? I've made you a hat miss!

Mozart swimming.

"I'm in the national team...not because I'm a good player, but because everybody panics when I start singing the anthem!"

'He wanted to be remembered this way.'

'You still have breakfast and lunch on your dinner menu.'

'You ordered the stuffed sea bass, didn't you?'

"They've agreed to drop the charges, but only if you agree never to stuff the turkey again."

Timpani for the devil

'Why are you hiding in the closet?'

'I'd like an older brother, please.'

Frankie the discount genie

'Look out for the park ranger while Bernie and I chop us some firewood!'