Mini Mischief Maker Prints

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

'Outside with that!'

'Talk about fun, Joey! I dialed a zillion numbers and talked to all kinds of people I couldn't even understand!'

Newt sale

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

Oh no ... Outsourcing

'How am I going to get all this back in the tube?'

"How the heck could you forget your sword?"

Child doing the washing up

'Beat 3,000 eggs and add one quart of 10-30W oil? So much for putting my recipes on the computer.'

'Guess what I'd like to see disappear next.'

'I couldn't practice last night on account of my Dad's head was gonna' explode.'

Fishing for Mice

Occupational Hazards.

"I've just discovered this brilliant new ingredients."

Knights

'In the middle of the second movement, Rodney's worst fears were realized; Phillippe began to sing along.'

'You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off. . .!'

"...And I cheated at solitaire...twice."

What have you done with the spare filter paper, please? I've made you a hat miss!

"I'm in the national team...not because I'm a good player, but because everybody panics when I start singing the anthem!"

Man defaces a painting to make it fit above his fireplace.

'He wanted to be remembered this way.'

Timpani for the devil

Mozart swimming.

The invisible man makes a pancake

Children's Self-Help Books. How to Look for a Lost Toy Without Moving a Muscle. It IS Possible to Make a More Annoying Sound! Tying the Impossible Knot. Mom! MOM! Moooooom!

'I'd like an older brother, please.'

'According to the previous exercise's logic, this time the result must be six.'

'Why are you hiding in the closet?'

"That's not the boiling oil, that's my casserole!"

'Look out for the park ranger while Bernie and I chop us some firewood!'

"Can you play something the neighbor's dog doesn't know?"

Frankie the discount genie

'Hey kid, what are you in for?'