Tiny Mischief Maker Gifts

'How am I going to get all this back in the tube?'

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

Newt sale

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

Oh no ... Outsourcing

'Outside with that!'

'Beat 3,000 eggs and add one quart of 10-30W oil? So much for putting my recipes on the computer.'

Teacher to student: 'Nice use of glitter, but you were assigned to do math problems.'

'Guess what I'd like to see disappear next.'

Child jumping on a table-tennis table.

It's sure been easier to mess around at work since we decided to bell the boss.

Artist gets pooped on by lots of birds.

"I've just discovered this brilliant new ingredients."

'Come to think of it son, there's not a single spot in this backyard I've not dug out sometime...'

"...And I cheated at solitaire...twice."

What have you done with the spare filter paper, please? I've made you a hat miss!

'He wanted to be remembered this way.'

Man defaces a painting to make it fit above his fireplace.

Children's Self-Help Books. How to Look for a Lost Toy Without Moving a Muscle. It IS Possible to Make a More Annoying Sound! Tying the Impossible Knot. Mom! MOM! Moooooom!

The invisible man makes a pancake

'Why are you hiding in the closet?'

'I'd like an older brother, please.'

Frankie the discount genie

'Hey kid, what are you in for?'

'You're the only person I know who takes divots on the green.'

'Grandma says she has the perfect wrestler nickname for me. What does Tiny Terror mean?'

Oh, confound it, I was in landscape mode.

"No, no, no! My old 45 records do not belong in the craft box!"

Aircraft accidentally hits a witch.

"Just think, in dog years we'd be old enough to know better!"

'Talk about fun, Joey! I dialed a zillion numbers and talked to all kinds of people I couldn't even understand!'

"Can you come over here for a second and give this a pained look?"

'No pennies.'