Little Mischief Maker Gifts

'Why are you hiding in the closet?'

'I'd like an older brother, please.'

"...and as a punishment for your naughtiness there'll be no 'top up' on your mobile this month"

'You may not have many faults, but you really make the most of the ones you do have.'

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

Newt sale

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

'Outside with that!'

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

'How am I going to get all this back in the tube?'

'Guess what I'd like to see disappear next.'

Death Photobombs a Holiday

'I didn't want to get the napkin messy.'

'I couldn't practice last night on account of my Dad's head was gonna' explode.'

Knights

Child jumping on a table-tennis table.

"I've just discovered this brilliant new ingredients."

Occupational Hazards.

'In the middle of the second movement, Rodney's worst fears were realized; Phillippe began to sing along.'

'You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off. . .!'

"...And I cheated at solitaire...twice."

"Looks like we left out the wrong brownies."

Old Golfers never die...only those who get in their buggies way!

What have you done with the spare filter paper, please? I've made you a hat miss!

"I'm in the national team...not because I'm a good player, but because everybody panics when I start singing the anthem!"

Timpani for the devil

'I'm sorry, I laughed when I saw you in spite of myself!'

Mozart swimming.

'He wanted to be remembered this way.'

"That's not the boiling oil, that's my casserole!"

Frankie the discount genie

'Hey kid, what are you in for?'