Little Mischief Maker T-Shirts

'Why are you hiding in the closet?'

'I'd like an older brother, please.'

"...and as a punishment for your naughtiness there'll be no 'top up' on your mobile this month"

'You may not have many faults, but you really make the most of the ones you do have.'

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

Newt sale

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

'Outside with that!'

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

'How am I going to get all this back in the tube?'

Death Photobombs a Holiday

"How the heck could you forget your sword?"

'Guess what I'd like to see disappear next.'

'I didn't want to get the napkin messy.'

'I couldn't practice last night on account of my Dad's head was gonna' explode.'

Child jumping on a table-tennis table.

Occupational Hazards.

Knights

It's sure been easier to mess around at work since we decided to bell the boss.

"I've just discovered this brilliant new ingredients."

'In the middle of the second movement, Rodney's worst fears were realized; Phillippe began to sing along.'

Old Golfers never die...only those who get in their buggies way!

"...And I cheated at solitaire...twice."

'You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off. . .!'

"Looks like we left out the wrong brownies."

What have you done with the spare filter paper, please? I've made you a hat miss!

"I'm in the national team...not because I'm a good player, but because everybody panics when I start singing the anthem!"

Timpani for the devil

'I'm sorry, I laughed when I saw you in spite of myself!'

Children's Self-Help Books. How to Look for a Lost Toy Without Moving a Muscle. It IS Possible to Make a More Annoying Sound! Tying the Impossible Knot. Mom! MOM! Moooooom!

'He wanted to be remembered this way.'

Mozart swimming.

"What about this: we steal from the rich and give it to political action committees?"