Mild Mischief Maker Gifts

"...And I cheated at solitaire...twice."

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

Newt sale

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

'How am I going to get all this back in the tube?'

Teacher to student: 'Nice use of glitter, but you were assigned to do math problems.'

'Guess what I'd like to see disappear next.'

Death Photobombs a Holiday

'Have you tried hitting Ctrl-Alt-Delete?'

"I've just discovered this brilliant new ingredients."

Child jumping on a table-tennis table.

Knights

Artist gets pooped on by lots of birds.

Old Golfers never die...only those who get in their buggies way!

"Looks like we left out the wrong brownies."

'He wanted to be remembered this way.'

Man defaces a painting to make it fit above his fireplace.

'I'm sorry, I laughed when I saw you in spite of myself!'

'I'd like an older brother, please.'

'Why are you hiding in the closet?'

"That's not the boiling oil, that's my casserole!"

Frankie the discount genie

"Do not feel bad - violence is acceptable when the purpose of the toy is its own destruction."

'Grandma says she has the perfect wrestler nickname for me. What does Tiny Terror mean?'

"As you can see, we allowed you to bring your cell phones; however, this is hell, so even local calls will be charged as roaming."

'I never dreamed that Lady Godiva would run AGAINST me!'

Aircraft accidentally hits a witch.

"And the important thing is to make sure you wake them up EVERY HOUR during the night."