Festive Mischief Maker Mugs

"I'm afraid I made quite a nuisance of myself in here last night."

"Everything on his list - see to it, wrinkly!"

"It's festive. But I think it means no candy."

Angry Santa Claus having his beard pulled by a little boy.

Robber queueing for Santa's grotto.

Worst. Christmas. Ever.

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

Newt sale

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

"Gesundheit!"

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

Teacher to student: 'Nice use of glitter, but you were assigned to do math problems.'

'Guess what I'd like to see disappear next.'

"I've just discovered this brilliant new ingredients."

Artist gets pooped on by lots of birds.

Child jumping on a table-tennis table.

"Looks like we left out the wrong brownies."

What have you done with the spare filter paper, please? I've made you a hat miss!

'I'm sorry, I laughed when I saw you in spite of myself!'

'He wanted to be remembered this way.'

'And watch out for the ... ice.'

Frankie the discount genie

"I told you we should have given them treats!"

'Look out for the park ranger while Bernie and I chop us some firewood!'

'You're the only person I know who takes divots on the green.'

Aircraft accidentally hits a witch.

"No, no, no! My old 45 records do not belong in the craft box!"

'Grandma says she has the perfect wrestler nickname for me. What does Tiny Terror mean?'

'No pennies.'

"What were those songs you were singing?"

One C Battery, Two Double A's.

"So where's the baby cheeses we heard so much about?"

'Our product testers aren't meant to be used that way, Sir.'