Holiday Mischief Makers Mugs

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

Turkey Autopsy

Christmas Presents.

Wait - If this is a big bag of toys, where's the big bag of dirty laundry? Worst Christmas morning ever.

'I'm SECRET Santa, kid.'

"Gesundheit!"

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

Cat Waits For Mouse To Come And Kiss Under The Mistletoe

Snowman Football Fan.

"Santa's not been happy with your behavior in class and says, get it together or your Christmas won't be merry!"

"So yes, I bit him! How was I supposed to know it was Master wearing a red fat-suit and a fake white beard?"

Pensioners run riot on mobility scooters.

Santa Claws...

Santa Claus stuck in a chimney sitting in a hospital emergency room.

'It's self cleaning, and runs on natural gas.'

The Devil's advocaat.

Swearing and fighting in a caravan

'Santa has been and he's taken our telly...'

"We had no sherry so I left him some of your dad's home brew instead."

Reason # 23 that doors don't make perfect seal against winter winds: Mischievous unemployed elves.

'According to the breathalyser, you're 50,000 glasses of sherry over the legal limit.'

'We'll soon know whether or not the Easter rabbit is real.'

'If you are a good boy, Santa will bring you the tires next year.'

Gracie hatches a plan to trap Santa.

Elves riding on a match box sleigh with mouse on top.

Superman charades

Turkey under mistletoe with sign that says: 'Kiss your ass goodbye'.

An Elf Pervert: 'Just put these on...see if they fit.'

'Take that off, Fuller. You're scaring the hell out of everyone!'

'Moon Jumper One, you are entering restricted Christmas airspace. ABORT!;

'I need something with a huge cargo rack and unlimited mileage.'

'And watch out for the ... ice.'

"Have a Happy Christmas and a great New Year."