Festive Shenanigans Mugs

'I warned you not to keep on calling him 'Fatty Christmas'!'

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

That one has all the batteries!

"I ask that today is a good day...a day that brings family together...to show how we need one another."

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

"Merry Christmas"

'Now will you pull over and ask for directions?'

Wait - If this is a big bag of toys, where's the big bag of dirty laundry? Worst Christmas morning ever.

Clown Skis.

The Frankenstein snowman.

"As you can see, I've learned the alphabet."

'There really IS a Santa!' Santa busts pets eating his milk and cookies

Implement operation 'KILL ALL PLUMBERS'!

Santa Claus Poops on the Chimney of the world.

Kid Hints To Santa That He Wants A Bicycle For Christmas

Death Photobombs a Holiday

"So yes, I bit him! How was I supposed to know it was Master wearing a red fat-suit and a fake white beard?"

"Santa's not been happy with your behavior in class and says, get it together or your Christmas won't be merry!"

"Redcoat is down! Repeat, redcoat is down!"

Getting the Christmas Tree Home.

Santa-Can at the North Pole.

Merry Sisyphus - Christmas pudding being pushed up a mountain.

'You know when kids are good or bad? Are you with NSA?'

Cat has unraveled Santa's suit

'What do you expect? A red bulb burned out, and you're free till Christmas.'

Halloween Mobile

"Sharp shooter, huh? Well, I was attacked by an ax murderer!"

'Since when does Shamrocks give you an itchy rash?'

"He's upset I'm getting 36,000 points for speeding in one night."

Santa Claus stuck in a chimney sitting in a hospital emergency room.

During a respite in union negotiations, simmering tensions boil over as some disgruntled members of the toymakers elf union take matters in their own hands.

Be careful how you unwrap it I think it MIGHT be his stool sample!

"Looks like we left out the wrong brownies."

It won't be Christmas without you!

'They think I can walk on water.'