Festive Shenanigans Pillows

'I warned you not to keep on calling him 'Fatty Christmas'!'

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

"I ask that today is a good day...a day that brings family together...to show how we need one another."

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

"Merry Christmas"

Clown Skis.

The Frankenstein snowman.

'There really IS a Santa!' Santa busts pets eating his milk and cookies

"As you can see, I've learned the alphabet."

Death Photobombs a Holiday

"So yes, I bit him! How was I supposed to know it was Master wearing a red fat-suit and a fake white beard?"

Santa Claus Poops on the Chimney of the world.

Kid Hints To Santa That He Wants A Bicycle For Christmas

Implement operation 'KILL ALL PLUMBERS'!

"Redcoat is down! Repeat, redcoat is down!"

"Santa's not been happy with your behavior in class and says, get it together or your Christmas won't be merry!"

Santa-Can at the North Pole.

Merry Sisyphus - Christmas pudding being pushed up a mountain.

'What do you expect? A red bulb burned out, and you're free till Christmas.'

"He's upset I'm getting 36,000 points for speeding in one night."

'You know when kids are good or bad? Are you with NSA?'

Cat has unraveled Santa's suit

Halloween Mobile

'Since when does Shamrocks give you an itchy rash?'

Santa Claus stuck in a chimney sitting in a hospital emergency room.

"Looks like we left out the wrong brownies."

It won't be Christmas without you!

During a respite in union negotiations, simmering tensions boil over as some disgruntled members of the toymakers elf union take matters in their own hands.

Be careful how you unwrap it I think it MIGHT be his stool sample!

"Huge, big thank you, Santa, for recording the office holiday greeting."

Santa entering a pool for a swim