Sharing Shenanigans Pillows

'It's crazy what a peep will eat.'

'We're just like family. Stop mumbling, Cindy. Straighten up, Fred. Get that hair out of your eyes, Janet...'

'She'll never look for me here.'

"Mum, I got the job!"

The Frankenstein snowman.

'No honey, you can't sell him on ebay.'

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

"Forget about eating homework, I need you to carry my backpack!"

"Done Dad! I've hacked the dog's social media account and flooded it and his contacts with links to cat videos..."

STRIP "Looks like the escalators on the blink again"

Fisherman catches swimmer.

"Tonight's top stories—chaos, pandemonium, mayhem, and the latest shenanigans of ____."

'All the fourth grade guys took a blood oath not to learn anything during the summer.'

"And you say you've been erect for over 4 hours?"

"Ms. Thomas, you'll have to come pick up your son. He's swinging from the chandelier claiming that he can and will divide by zero."

'We've got it narrowed down to between three and twenty-three pounds.'

'Grab the wand! Grab the wand!'

'I got caught cribbing from Charley Jones' laptop!'

'Is it my fault the supermarket trolley had a mind of its own?'

"Hey, will you kids stop trying to stick fridge magnets on your Aunt Marge!"

"You might fake an illness at home, but here, only a fever makes her a believer."

Man riding a fish

'Isn't it amazing how we can fall asleep standing?'

'I demand a second opinion!'

'No Billy! I am not ready to see you yet!'

'I told you kids someone was going to get hurt in a 'food fight'!'

'I sent Higgins on a wild goose chase so we could get some work done.'

Boy shouting at and frightening an old lady

"For some reason, people drink a lot less since I brought my twin brother into the business."

"We don't need to talk! I need to YELL!!!!!"

"I'm sorry, sir, but 311 cannot bring you hangover nachos."

'I warned you not to keep on calling him 'Fatty Christmas'!'

"Stealing office supplies, eh? I'm in for murder one!"

"Every time I got frustrated with my computer, I would slam on the keyboard. This time the keyboard fought back."

"If you give me £1.00, I'll get him to eat your homework for you."