Social Media Shenanigans Pillows

"Done Dad! I've hacked the dog's social media account and flooded it and his contacts with links to cat videos..."

'We're just like family. Stop mumbling, Cindy. Straighten up, Fred. Get that hair out of your eyes, Janet...'

'She'll never look for me here.'

"Mum, I got the job!"

The Frankenstein snowman.

I was hoping you might convince him by demonstrating the quality of the product.

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

"Forget about eating homework, I need you to carry my backpack!"

STRIP "Looks like the escalators on the blink again"

Social network site runs into trouble.

"Jill, you didn't use this volumising shampoo when you washed the dog did you?"

'I see a VERY important note from your doctor. Unfortunately, I can't read her handwriting.'

'All the fourth grade guys took a blood oath not to learn anything during the summer.'

"And you say you've been erect for over 4 hours?"

'It's crazy what a peep will eat.'

"Ms. Thomas, you'll have to come pick up your son. He's swinging from the chandelier claiming that he can and will divide by zero."

'We've got it narrowed down to between three and twenty-three pounds.'

'Grab the wand! Grab the wand!'

"My dad says at some point in your life, fashion isn't important anymore. You basically wear nylon slacks and guayaberas every day."

'I got caught cribbing from Charley Jones' laptop!'

'Is it my fault the supermarket trolley had a mind of its own?'

"You might fake an illness at home, but here, only a fever makes her a believer."

'This should really freak out the bird watchers.'

...and the mighty sport of Kung Football was born.

"Did you hear? A bunch of girls went through our neighborhood last night shoe-polishing our cars."

'Isn't it amazing how we can fall asleep standing?'

'I demand a second opinion!'

'No Billy! I am not ready to see you yet!'

Boy shouting at and frightening an old lady

"I'm sorry, sir, but 311 cannot bring you hangover nachos."

'I warned you not to keep on calling him 'Fatty Christmas'!'

"Stealing office supplies, eh? I'm in for murder one!"

"Come on, honey! Let's break the internet!"