Social Media Antics Pillows

"Come on, honey! Let's break the internet!"

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

'Sure I'm late. . . I not only have to get ready for school. . . now I have to get ready in case some idiot takes my picture for YouTube.'

"Bless, Poppy's first tweet!"

"I'll have the sticky rack of ribs for my main course and something vegan for my Instagram post."

#NoJunk

"Done Dad! I've hacked the dog's social media account and flooded it and his contacts with links to cat videos..."

Social network site runs into trouble.

Early Facebook.

'Whoa! Don't try to be a hero. It's too late for Dan, but let this be a lesson...'

"The baby is one thing - but how does the plant get more likes than me?"

Romance - Alive and Well in the Twenty First Century.

Mime in an Emergency Ward at Hospital

"This is my mom's phone. Instead of a hashtag, it has a pound sign."

'I was so damn close to success when I created 'neckbook'.'

Said Cohen? Who's askin? Someone who is about to make your dreams come true. Why? Are you gonna let me yell at you until you bleed? Caustic. Quick-witted just as Facebook led me to believe. What the heck are you talking about?!?! Nothing. Ready to experience pure joy? I'm ready to attack!!

"No need to mention that the one owner was a driving school."

"Come on Ed! Cheer up! Look! Worm Attack! Arrahhh!"

Gravestone 'Follow me on Twitter.'

"Here we are now, these are hash browns."

'Talk about snooty. She was listed as 'most likely to be googled' in the class yearbook.'

I agree with you Sadie. It's a total waste. What is? Facebook. It just sucks up your time, with the chatting and the updates and the Scrabble playing. Scrabble? People play on Facebook, or their iPhones, or casual game sites. Total waste. I love Scrabble! Hook baited. Internal conflict!

Twitter - You have 17,349,276 followers.

Boy, you were this close to getting in until I checked these photos of you on Facebook.

"I swear I wasn't looking at smut – I was just stealing music."

"Did you know that the average attention span has fallen to eight seconds? Oooh, look, cute kitty videos!"

'I never should have downloaded that Mafia ring tone.'

"On the internet, nobody knows I'm a dog because I use a cat profile pic."

Fly surfing his A**ebook profile.

Social Ouija

"He's a different person online. I call it the Dr. Jekyll, Mr. Blog syndrome."

Millenial Peacock

'Honey, you know last night when you were 'dancing like nobody's watching'...'

'Internet troll, right?'

"Don't worry....They're just looking up dirty sites online."