Advertising Antics Pillows

"No need to mention that the one owner was a driving school."

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

"Guess who's going to be on national television apologizing to the American public."

"Remember, you're selling home appliances, so look more ... dishwashery."

Palm Reading

The Queen of Static Electricity: 'Boring Rainy Day Sitting Area.'

"We don't think you're management material."

"Can you believe they're watching the same back-to-school ad?"

"GPS wants me to stay put."

"Get another cab, Dad. This one is creepin' me out."

Like / Whatever

Mime in an Emergency Ward at Hospital

'See anything in marketing?'

"The logo needs to represent procellousness. Your design says pusillanimity, at best."

"Alternatively we could make them all sexy."

"Nobody's reading our company blog, we need you to have sex with Mrs Miggins so that we can spice it up!"

'So do you have any marketing strategies that don't involve 'Really Big Shoes'?'

Playpen Jailbreak.

"Come on Ed! Cheer up! Look! Worm Attack! Arrahhh!"

"Just pick out the one who ate your husband."

"Well, time to do what we came here to do...our homework."

'An advert would be better... I don't come over well on TV!'

'That's eleven..!!' ( 10 items or less counter ).

'It's half as good as our $10 special.'

"It's 1ime we paid attention to effective branding."

100 Fat. Now with 50 less fat.

'Note to self: Never ask a parent an ethics question when planning a career in advertising.'

'...and this is our Director of Mobile Marketing.'

'I understand what you've done, Kevin, but I can't condone it.'

I apologise for being shirtless, but I'm being paid to advertise with a tattoo.

'If the Energizer Bunny annoys you, don't watch him.'

Closures 'R' Us - Embalming, Burials and Cremations.

'I Can't Believe It's NOT Dung!'

Chiropractor Tube Men