Retail Antics Pillows

'That's eleven..!!' ( 10 items or less counter ).

'If you're having trouble finding what you want, try our other store--'Cabernet Sauvignons Starting with the Letter B'.'

"Where can I find the lefts?"

'How much would you take off for cash?'

"Guess who's going to be on national television apologizing to the American public."

"Sorry, Martin, but because you're the weakest link in our food chain here, you're fired."

'Don't forget our 'Bargain basement', sir.'

STRIP "Looks like the escalators on the blink again"

"...And don't forget to include the receipts!"

'SALE! One Million Dollars Per Bike!!' by saying, 'I figure that if I sell just one, I can retire.'

Seven deadly sins store

"You can't beat the prices of these big box retailers."

We Offer Fast, Friendly Or Quality Service! "So, which one do you want?"

I'm sorry sir, store rules. No 'Stairway to Heaven'.

'I'll have what he's having.'

Like / Whatever

'It's cheaper to replace the floor every month than to wash it and risk a customer slipping and then suing us.'

"Footwear's upstairs, Sir"

Wal-Mart Bank of Canada.

"... And you said this was you and your husband's first time shopping at Costco?"

The 29p Shop

'Why on earth did you ask the customer if there was anything else you could do for him??!'

"Instead of BOGOFS, I'm going to implement FUCOFS."

"Well,hopefully we only have to wear them for a week or two."

'Could you help me? My parents are lost.'

'He certainly knows how to make a customer feel welcome.'

"If you want something firmer, I suggest you try our flooring department."

"No need to mention that the one owner was a driving school."

Do you think Santa will be making a stop at Tiffany & Company tonight, Lance? Sorry to disappoint you, Gloria, but I spotted Santa's sleigh in the parking lot of Kmart & Company earlier.

Pop-up shop...

"You got hiking boot in 58?"

"Just pick out the one who ate your husband."

'Is it my fault the supermarket trolley had a mind of its own?'

“Ever thought of changing your name?”

'Unexpected item in bagging area.'