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'That's eleven..!!' ( 10 items or less counter ).

'If you're having trouble finding what you want, try our other store--'Cabernet Sauvignons Starting with the Letter B'.'

"Where can I find the lefts?"

'How much would you take off for cash?'

"Guess who's going to be on national television apologizing to the American public."

'Don't forget our 'Bargain basement', sir.'

"Sorry, Martin, but because you're the weakest link in our food chain here, you're fired."

"You can't beat the prices of these big box retailers."

"...And don't forget to include the receipts!"

Seven deadly sins store

'SALE! One Million Dollars Per Bike!!' by saying, 'I figure that if I sell just one, I can retire.'

STRIP "Looks like the escalators on the blink again"

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'I'll have what he's having.'

We Offer Fast, Friendly Or Quality Service! "So, which one do you want?"

I'm sorry sir, store rules. No 'Stairway to Heaven'.

'It's cheaper to replace the floor every month than to wash it and risk a customer slipping and then suing us.'

'Why on earth did you ask the customer if there was anything else you could do for him??!'

"Instead of BOGOFS, I'm going to implement FUCOFS."

"... And you said this was you and your husband's first time shopping at Costco?"

The 29p Shop

"Footwear's upstairs, Sir"

"Well,hopefully we only have to wear them for a week or two."

'Could you help me? My parents are lost.'

"If you want something firmer, I suggest you try our flooring department."

Pop-up shop...

"You got hiking boot in 58?"

"No need to mention that the one owner was a driving school."

'Is it my fault the supermarket trolley had a mind of its own?'

“Ever thought of changing your name?”

'Unexpected item in bagging area.'

'Oh that's actually for here, not to go.'