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'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

"How was work?"

Myths and legends...

Sale.

"Sorry it's late. I got caught in Spring migration."

"Great for worship then! Great for retail now!"

Woman uses an ATM with buttons for: Grocery, Leverage Buyout, Start Up Capital, Shop Till You Drop.

SupermarketAwful Market.

'Our giant sale now on!'

'Let me through - I've a bargain for a nose!'

After the Nordstrom-Nordstream Merger

"How will you be paying? Crypto, Venmo, electronic fund transfer, credit card, check, cash, precious metals, brightly colored shells or livestock?"

"It must be near New Year's Day...There are Easter eggs in the shop windows!"

Complaints clerk to consumer: A hair in your TV dinner? Maybe it belongs to a celebrity!

'Remember Jones, the customer is always right, no matter how stupid and ignorant he may be.'

'A penny for my thoughts. Now accepting all major credit cards.'

"Sorry, I'm late. I didn't realize how much credit you had on your card."

Large Very Fresh Eggs

Grand Opening and Closing Down Sale simultaneously occurring.

"I've had a very trying day. I've tried on dresses, shoes..."

'She's O.K. Thanks all the same... She's just 'shopped 'till she's dropped!''

"I love holiday shopping, but with all the scams this time of year I must be careful."

A building covered in signs reading 'boats'.

Stocktaker counts contents of baked-bean tins.

Awkward customers.

"I invented 'shopping' and I haven't seen my wife since."

Wild fruit

'Don't just stand there doing nothing! Sell yourself a suit!'

'I went window shopping today. I came home with four double glazed units!'

'Brilliant idea, Simkins, the old price was actually higher than the present one!'

"I need one of them and one of them..."