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'Is it my fault the supermarket trolley had a mind of its own?'

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

'Our giant sale now on!'

"We're on our way to the mall to do some off-line shopping."

'We leave for France tomorrow. I just can't wait to visit all those famous museum gift shops!'

Man on Stilts in a Market

Billy strip: losing dad in a supermarket.

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

Large Very Fresh Eggs

Discount Shopping.

Shoppers of Mystery.

Wild fruit

Final clearance sale.

This suits tighter than my skin!

'I went window shopping today. I came home with four double glazed units!'

"But I actually wanted something specific...!"

"I wish she's take us. She shops at the 99 scent store!"

"Don't, son – once they cross over into meats, they're out of our jurisdiction."

'Let's take a break and go laugh at customers in the produce section trying to open those little plastic bags.'

"I can't decide which is more outrageous, the hat or the price?"

"I been to CVS, Whole Foods, Duane Reade, Stop & Shop, Safeway, Walgreens, Publix, Star Market, WinCo, Wegman's, Trader Joe's, Post Office..."

'Where are the jockey shorts?'

'That's eleven..!!' ( 10 items or less counter ).

"What really would be fun is if eBay had some department stores we could go to."

"Good dog!"

Insider Information.

"Looks like they're playing hardball with product placement..."

'You bought WHAT on eBay?'

"Do we know what we're getting ourselves into with spelt?"

Hole Foods

General Store: We Now Carry Items!

'Going shopping together is not me going into the store while you wait in the car and listen to the game.'

Attn. shoppers beware suppermarket trolls

'That was an expensive itchy nose.'

Pandora's Big Box Store. Now what's she up to?