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Neighborhood Grocer.

Cut Price

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

A women in a shoeshop.

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"I shop, therefore I am."

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

A young couple selects items from a shop.

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

"'IF modom decides to change it' - don't you mean WHEN??"

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

Hips may appear larger than they actually are.

Customer Convention

"If at first you don't succeed, buy, buy again."

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

'Do you have this in a smaller size?'

'hold the blog - I got a bargain in the sales'

"I'll try them on at home. You can just return what doesn't fit."

Man bombarded by sale adverts in the media

Self-Checkout.

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

'Our giant sale now on!'

'We leave for France tomorrow. I just can't wait to visit all those famous museum gift shops!'

Irregulars

'But I think shopping three times a week is more than enough exercise!'

Shops Shops Shops - 'I've just remembered! We came here to catch a flight!'

'In the war against full price, we are winning...'

"I can't get the price sticker off this non stick pan, you sold me!"

'And here on our left you see the sugary cereal aisle...a real crowd pleaser!'

"Come back to bed. You know sleep deprivation lowers your sales resistance."