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'Whoa, whoa lady take the long way home.'

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

"I shop, therefore I am."

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

"'IF modom decides to change it' - don't you mean WHEN??"

How would Madam like to pay?

'hold the blog - I got a bargain in the sales'

'Our giant sale now on!'

"Yikes! So many foundations, so little time."

Ladies Fashions - "Money isn't tight - you are!"

"I guess we'll know ol' Mr. Willis is dead when the Amazon packages stop arriving."

'We leave for France tomorrow. I just can't wait to visit all those famous museum gift shops!'

"Halloween stuff already? It's August!"

"It must be near New Year's Day...There are Easter eggs in the shop windows!"

"It's wonderful, Harry! How late does Neiman-Marcus stay open?"

Shops Shops Shops - 'I've just remembered! We came here to catch a flight!'

Don't miss this opportunity to own something really expensive!

"I shop to forget what I bought last year."

Large Very Fresh Eggs

'I was walking past the washers and dryers and one of my socks disappeared.'

Mannequin protest

"Let's just get through the first aisle...then we'll discuss your impulse buying."

Mall Ahead - Be prepared to shop.

"I've had a very trying day. I've tried on dresses, shoes..."

'Shove' (at big sale).

'Spending and consuming - that's my kind of patriotism.'

'You must have something in my size?'

"It's so drapey—should I get something with a crisper line?"

Final clearance sale.

Giant sale - 'Sorry Luv - that's the last one.'

'I went window shopping today. I came home with four double glazed units!'

"Nothing ventured, nothing exchanged."