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'Whoa, whoa lady take the long way home.'

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

"I shop, therefore I am."

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

"'IF modom decides to change it' - don't you mean WHEN??"

How would Madam like to pay?

"Yikes! So many foundations, so little time."

'Our giant sale now on!'

'hold the blog - I got a bargain in the sales'

"Halloween stuff already? It's August!"

'We leave for France tomorrow. I just can't wait to visit all those famous museum gift shops!'

Shops Shops Shops - 'I've just remembered! We came here to catch a flight!'

"It's wonderful, Harry! How late does Neiman-Marcus stay open?"

"It must be near New Year's Day...There are Easter eggs in the shop windows!"

Don't miss this opportunity to own something really expensive!

Large Very Fresh Eggs

"I shop to forget what I bought last year."

'I was walking past the washers and dryers and one of my socks disappeared.'

Mannequin protest

'Shove' (at big sale).

"Let's just get through the first aisle...then we'll discuss your impulse buying."

"I've had a very trying day. I've tried on dresses, shoes..."

Mall Ahead - Be prepared to shop.

'Spending and consuming - that's my kind of patriotism.'

'You must have something in my size?'

'I went window shopping today. I came home with four double glazed units!'

Giant sale - 'Sorry Luv - that's the last one.'

"Nothing ventured, nothing exchanged."

Shopping Trips

Final clearance sale.

"It's so drapey—should I get something with a crisper line?"