Shopping Spree Lovers T-Shirts

"And to think I just went shopping to buy a box of hairpins!"

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

"I shop, therefore I am."

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

'French hypermarket' ' 5 English or less' till

Customer Convention

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

How would Madam like to pay?

'Our giant sale now on!'

"Yikes! So many foundations, so little time."

'hold the blog - I got a bargain in the sales'

'We leave for France tomorrow. I just can't wait to visit all those famous museum gift shops!'

"Halloween stuff already? It's August!"

"Let's just get through this first aisle...then we'll discuss your impulse buying."

"It must be near New Year's Day...There are Easter eggs in the shop windows!"

"It's wonderful, Harry! How late does Neiman-Marcus stay open?"

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

Shops Shops Shops - 'I've just remembered! We came here to catch a flight!'

'When it comes to shopping, not only does the buck stop here, but so do the fives, tens, twenties, fifties and hundreds.'

'Cool, a wheel. Now you can take me shopping.'

Don't miss this opportunity to own something really expensive!

"I shop to forget what I bought last year."

'I was walking past the washers and dryers and one of my socks disappeared.'

"Let's just get through the first aisle...then we'll discuss your impulse buying."

'Shove' (at big sale).

"I've had a very trying day. I've tried on dresses, shoes..."

'Spending and consuming - that's my kind of patriotism.'

'You must have something in my size?'

"I invented 'shopping' and I haven't seen my wife since."

Giant sale - 'Sorry Luv - that's the last one.'