Shopping Spree Seeker T-Shirts

Mammon Stores R and D - "Brainstorm is working on trying to discover the shopoholic gene."

'We would like an unspoiled paradise with lots of shops.'

'I was walking past the washers and dryers and one of my socks disappeared.'

"And then in Italy Muriel has spent her life savings buying vintage polka dots."

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

"I shop, therefore I am."

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

Smart card.

How would Madam like to pay?

"Yikes! So many foundations, so little time."

'hold the blog - I got a bargain in the sales'

'Our giant sale now on!'

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

Woman crushed under satin sheets.

"Halloween stuff already? It's August!"

'We leave for France tomorrow. I just can't wait to visit all those famous museum gift shops!'

"It's wonderful, Harry! How late does Neiman-Marcus stay open?"

Shops Shops Shops - 'I've just remembered! We came here to catch a flight!'

Mothercare - " I'm going to shop till I drop."

'When it comes to shopping, not only does the buck stop here, but so do the fives, tens, twenties, fifties and hundreds.'

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

"It must be near New Year's Day...There are Easter eggs in the shop windows!"

"Let's just get through this first aisle...then we'll discuss your impulse buying."

Don't miss this opportunity to own something really expensive!

"I shop to forget what I bought last year."

"We've got an emergency out here, Doctor - a compulsive shopper with buyer's remorse!"

"I've had a very trying day. I've tried on dresses, shoes..."

"Let's just get through the first aisle...then we'll discuss your impulse buying."

'Shove' (at big sale).

Shoppers

'Spending and consuming - that's my kind of patriotism.'

"I invented 'shopping' and I haven't seen my wife since."