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Evolution of Christmas

"I need Cyber Monday off."

"Agnes has singlehand decided to save the global economy!"

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

You should have seen the dress I saw at lunchtime...

I brake for all 50 off Sales.

'I just got my second wind! How about another $500?'

'Would you like any help with your bags.'

"You've been comfort shopping again haven't you?"

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

"I shop, therefore I am."

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

How would Madam like to pay?

"Yikes! So many foundations, so little time."

'Let me through - I've a bargain for a nose!'

'Man, I've bought heaps on my credit card this month...It always amazes me...How many things I'd rather have than money.'

'hold the blog - I got a bargain in the sales'

"Halloween stuff already? It's August!"

"It must be near New Year's Day...There are Easter eggs in the shop windows!"

"Let's just get through this first aisle...then we'll discuss your impulse buying."

"It's wonderful, Harry! How late does Neiman-Marcus stay open?"

"Spend a pound, lend a pound, risk a pound and shed a pound."

Shops Shops Shops - 'I've just remembered! We came here to catch a flight!'

'When it comes to shopping, not only does the buck stop here, but so do the fives, tens, twenties, fifties and hundreds.'

Don't miss this opportunity to own something really expensive!

'I was walking past the washers and dryers and one of my socks disappeared.'

"I shop to forget what I bought last year."

"I've had a very trying day. I've tried on dresses, shoes..."

"You went to Barneys without me? You slut!"

"Let's just get through the first aisle...then we'll discuss your impulse buying."

'Shove' (at big sale).