Shopping Spree Specialist Gifts

Evolution of Christmas

"I need Cyber Monday off."

"Come on and pay for the shopping like a man."

"Agnes has singlehand decided to save the global economy!"

"You'll have to change it on the move - the sale ends in an hour."

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

You should have seen the dress I saw at lunchtime...

I brake for all 50 off Sales.

'I just got my second wind! How about another $500?'

'Would you like any help with your bags.'

"You've been comfort shopping again haven't you?"

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

"I shop, therefore I am."

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

How would Madam like to pay?

'hold the blog - I got a bargain in the sales'

"Yikes! So many foundations, so little time."

'Let me through - I've a bargain for a nose!'

'Man, I've bought heaps on my credit card this month...It always amazes me...How many things I'd rather have than money.'

Ladies Fashions - "Money isn't tight - you are!"

"I guess we'll know ol' Mr. Willis is dead when the Amazon packages stop arriving."

"Halloween stuff already? It's August!"

"It must be near New Year's Day...There are Easter eggs in the shop windows!"

"It's wonderful, Harry! How late does Neiman-Marcus stay open?"

'When it comes to shopping, not only does the buck stop here, but so do the fives, tens, twenties, fifties and hundreds.'

"Let's just get through this first aisle...then we'll discuss your impulse buying."

Shops Shops Shops - 'I've just remembered! We came here to catch a flight!'

"Spend a pound, lend a pound, risk a pound and shed a pound."

Don't miss this opportunity to own something really expensive!

"I shop to forget what I bought last year."

'I was walking past the washers and dryers and one of my socks disappeared.'