Shopping Spree Master Gifts

Shop assistant watches a woman trying many shoes in shoe shop.

"If you want to spend a little more, here's one that comes with a trust fund."

'Oh good, it looks like the few things I ordered from the catalogue have arrived.'

'Now, this one gets about a hundred males to the gallon.'

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

"I shop, therefore I am."

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

How would Madam like to pay?

'hold the blog - I got a bargain in the sales'

'Man, I've bought heaps on my credit card this month...It always amazes me...How many things I'd rather have than money.'

"Yikes! So many foundations, so little time."

'Let me through - I've a bargain for a nose!'

Woman crushed under satin sheets.

"Halloween stuff already? It's August!"

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

'When it comes to shopping, not only does the buck stop here, but so do the fives, tens, twenties, fifties and hundreds.'

Shops Shops Shops - 'I've just remembered! We came here to catch a flight!'

"It's wonderful, Harry! How late does Neiman-Marcus stay open?"

"Let's just get through this first aisle...then we'll discuss your impulse buying."

"It must be near New Year's Day...There are Easter eggs in the shop windows!"

Don't miss this opportunity to own something really expensive!

'I was walking past the washers and dryers and one of my socks disappeared.'

"I shop to forget what I bought last year."

'Shove' (at big sale).

"Let's just get through the first aisle...then we'll discuss your impulse buying."

"I've had a very trying day. I've tried on dresses, shoes..."

"You went to Barneys without me? You slut!"

Shoppers

'Spending and consuming - that's my kind of patriotism.'

'You must have something in my size?'

I brake for all 50 off Sales.