Shopping Spree Seeker Gifts

Mammon Stores R and D - "Brainstorm is working on trying to discover the shopoholic gene."

'We would like an unspoiled paradise with lots of shops.'

'I was walking past the washers and dryers and one of my socks disappeared.'

"And then in Italy Muriel has spent her life savings buying vintage polka dots."

I'm thinking of becoming a personal shopper. What's that? It's where you buy things for people who are too busy to go shopping themselves. I mean, I love to shop. I love it more than almost anything. They say if you love your work, you never work a day in your life. HOJ. To each his own, I guess. I love everything about shopping. From the seductive open sign, to the supple checkout lines.

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

"I shop, therefore I am."

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

Smart card.

How would Madam like to pay?

'hold the blog - I got a bargain in the sales'

Ladies Fashions - "Money isn't tight - you are!"

"Yikes! So many foundations, so little time."

'Our giant sale now on!'

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

"I guess we'll know ol' Mr. Willis is dead when the Amazon packages stop arriving."

'We leave for France tomorrow. I just can't wait to visit all those famous museum gift shops!'

Woman crushed under satin sheets.

"Halloween stuff already? It's August!"

"Let's just get through this first aisle...then we'll discuss your impulse buying."

"It's wonderful, Harry! How late does Neiman-Marcus stay open?"

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

"It must be near New Year's Day...There are Easter eggs in the shop windows!"

'When it comes to shopping, not only does the buck stop here, but so do the fives, tens, twenties, fifties and hundreds.'

Mothercare - " I'm going to shop till I drop."

Shops Shops Shops - 'I've just remembered! We came here to catch a flight!'

Don't miss this opportunity to own something really expensive!

"I shop to forget what I bought last year."

"I've had a very trying day. I've tried on dresses, shoes..."

"We've got an emergency out here, Doctor - a compulsive shopper with buyer's remorse!"

"Let's just get through the first aisle...then we'll discuss your impulse buying."

Shoppers