Shopping Spree Seekers Gifts

'Tah-DAH! -- I've solved the tax surplus problem!'

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

"I shop, therefore I am."

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

How would Madam like to pay?

"Yikes! So many foundations, so little time."

'Our giant sale now on!'

Ladies Fashions - "Money isn't tight - you are!"

'hold the blog - I got a bargain in the sales'

"I guess we'll know ol' Mr. Willis is dead when the Amazon packages stop arriving."

Woman crushed under satin sheets.

'We leave for France tomorrow. I just can't wait to visit all those famous museum gift shops!'

"Halloween stuff already? It's August!"

Shops Shops Shops - 'I've just remembered! We came here to catch a flight!'

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

"It's wonderful, Harry! How late does Neiman-Marcus stay open?"

"It must be near New Year's Day...There are Easter eggs in the shop windows!"

'When it comes to shopping, not only does the buck stop here, but so do the fives, tens, twenties, fifties and hundreds.'

"Let's just get through this first aisle...then we'll discuss your impulse buying."

Don't miss this opportunity to own something really expensive!

"I shop to forget what I bought last year."

'I was walking past the washers and dryers and one of my socks disappeared.'

'Shove' (at big sale).

"I've had a very trying day. I've tried on dresses, shoes..."

Shoppers

"Let's just get through the first aisle...then we'll discuss your impulse buying."

'Spending and consuming - that's my kind of patriotism.'

'You must have something in my size?'

"I invented 'shopping' and I haven't seen my wife since."

I brake for all 50 off Sales.

Giant sale - 'Sorry Luv - that's the last one.'

'Oh good, it looks like the few things I ordered from the catalogue have arrived.'