Shopping Spree Aficionado Gifts

'Money can't buy everything... that's what credit cards are for!'

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

"I've had a very trying day. I've tried on dresses, shoes..."

Cut Price

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

'What do you do with the time you save?'

High security Santa's grotto

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

A women in a shoeshop.

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

"I shop, therefore I am."

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

George doesn't really like me using the credit card.

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

A young couple selects items from a shop.

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

Online Shopping.

'Just look at him- a fool and his money are soon partying!'

"If at first you don't succeed, buy, buy again."

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

"'IF modom decides to change it' - don't you mean WHEN??"

Hips may appear larger than they actually are.

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

Sale On Slightly Irregular Designer Shirts

'Do you have this in a smaller size?'

How would Madam like to pay?

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

"Yikes! So many foundations, so little time."

"I'll try them on at home. You can just return what doesn't fit."

'hold the blog - I got a bargain in the sales'

Self-Checkout.

'But it didn't cost anything, dear! I did it all off balance-sheet!'