Spending Spree Enthusiast Gifts

"I don't mind out of control spending as long as it's on stuff I like."

'It does grow on trees!'

'Just follow my voice to the checkout stand.'

"It's my birthday, do you want to see what you brought me?"

'Credit card customer of the month' (Colour)

"I left your credit card outside. It's still smoking."

'You didn't realise she was so expensive? The clue is in the name!'

'Just look at him- a fool and his money are soon partying!'

'Gosh, I've never used up a whole chequebook in a single day before!'

'She's found your credit cards, now she's off like a rocket to the shops!'

Buyer's Remorse for Dummies

"It speaks to my desire to spend money."

"National debt this, national debt that, haven't these politicians heard of plastic?"

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

'hold the blog - I got a bargain in the sales'

'Whoever stole your credit card is spending a lot less with it than you did!'

"Hey, I just got a burst of consumer confidence- let's go buy something."

"It's wonderful, Harry! How late does Neiman-Marcus stay open?"

Shops Shops Shops - 'I've just remembered! We came here to catch a flight!'

"I shop to forget what I bought last year."

"I've had a very trying day. I've tried on dresses, shoes..."

"Uh, officer, actually I wasn't going to report my stolen credit card...."

"Fiscal conservatism be damned. I'm a fiscal hedonist."

Wealth AcquisitionWealth ManagementSince You Can't Take it with you, Spend it.

"Let's just get through the first aisle...then we'll discuss your impulse buying."

'Spending and consuming - that's my kind of patriotism.'

'You must have something in my size?'

"I invented 'shopping' and I haven't seen my wife since."

"Nothing ventured, nothing exchanged."

Giant sale - 'Sorry Luv - that's the last one.'

If you don't see what you want, buy something you don't want!

"Hey! Great haircut!!