"No, I didn't say Peggy was charging her phone. . . I said she was on the phone, charging!"
Spending Spree Fanatic Gifts
If your friend or loved one is a spending spree fanatic, you’ll find a treasure trove of unique gifts that capture their shopping fervor. From humorous mugs to bold t-shirts, cozy pillows, and eye-catching prints, our collection is perfect for anyone who loves to indulge their spending instincts. These thoughtfully designed items add a dash of humor and personality to their shopping adventures, making each gift a delightful reminder of their passion. Find something that speaks to their shopping spirit today!
"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"
Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.
'Just look at him- a fool and his money are soon partying!'
'Whoever stole your credit card is spending a lot less with it than you did!'
"Hey, I just got a burst of consumer confidence- let's go buy something."
"I don't mind out of control spending as long as it's on stuff I like."
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"Uh, officer, actually I wasn't going to report my stolen credit card...."
"Fiscal conservatism be damned. I'm a fiscal hedonist."
"I've had a very trying day. I've tried on dresses, shoes..."
'Spending and consuming - that's my kind of patriotism.'
"I invented 'shopping' and I haven't seen my wife since."
"Hey! Great haircut!!
If you don't see what you want, buy something you don't want!
'You didn't realise she was so expensive? The clue is in the name!'
'This is the 20th car you've bought this month. So, I've checked you into a car-addiction program.'
'Just follow my voice to the checkout stand.'
'Can I have a new credit card please - this one's full up!'
'Good heavens, Margaret, the bailout was for wall street, not for you.'
'Which wine would you suggest, to go with an enormous expense account?'
What's this about? The recession is devastating chain stores. Save our mall. They're the lifeblood of teen culture as we know it. What are your solutions? We're having a massive shop-in this Saturday! Shop 'til you drop. Big $$. Like a day of service? Exactly! But you'll feel even better about yourself.
'Credit card customer of the month'
Buyer's Remorse for Dummies
'Money can't buy everything... that's what credit cards are for!'
"I put all this stuff on your credit card, Bob, but don't worry! I had a tarot card reading by Minerva and she said this is my lucky Bingo card!"
'Of course I care for you. You're the most expensive woman in my life.'
'I think it's time to stop shopping when the computer asks you if you need another shopping cart.'
"I left your credit card outside. It's still smoking."
Pushy Cashpoint
"National debt this, national debt that, haven't these politicians heard of plastic?"
"It speaks to my desire to spend money."
'If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping...'
'Sure, I could stop spending, but who am I to trip the economy into a depression?'
'Remember me? Two weeks ago you gave me a loan for $25,000...I've been having a ball and I'd like to do it again!'
Spending Spree Fanatic Gifts Collection
Spending Spree Fanatic Mugs
Discover more amusing mugs perfect for spending spree fanatics—find a design that makes every coffee break a shopping celebration.
Spending Spree Fanatic Pillows
Check out our playful pillows for spending spree fanatics—bring fun and comfort into their living space today.
Spending Spree Fanatic Prints
See our vibrant prints designed for spending spree lovers—add personality to their home or office with bold, humorous artwork.
Spending Spree Fanatic T-Shirts
Browse our collection of witty t-shirts for spending spree enthusiasts—express their shopping passion with style and humor.