Spending Spree Fan Gifts

"I put all this stuff on your credit card, Bob, but don't worry! I had a tarot card reading by Minerva and she said this is my lucky Bingo card!"

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

'Just look at him- a fool and his money are soon partying!'

'Whoever stole your credit card is spending a lot less with it than you did!'

"Hey, I just got a burst of consumer confidence- let's go buy something."

"I don't mind out of control spending as long as it's on stuff I like."

"Let's just get through this first aisle...then we'll discuss your impulse buying."

Wealth AcquisitionWealth ManagementSince You Can't Take it with you, Spend it.

"Fiscal conservatism be damned. I'm a fiscal hedonist."

"Uh, officer, actually I wasn't going to report my stolen credit card...."

'Spending and consuming - that's my kind of patriotism.'

"I invented 'shopping' and I haven't seen my wife since."

If you don't see what you want, buy something you don't want!

"Hey! Great haircut!!

'You didn't realise she was so expensive? The clue is in the name!'

'This is the 20th car you've bought this month. So, I've checked you into a car-addiction program.'

'Just follow my voice to the checkout stand.'

'Can I have a new credit card please - this one's full up!'

'Good heavens, Margaret, the bailout was for wall street, not for you.'

'Which wine would you suggest, to go with an enormous expense account?'

Buyer's Remorse for Dummies

'Credit card customer of the month'

With more and more graduates defaulting on college loans, many loan companies have hired undercover hecklers!

'I think it's time to stop shopping when the computer asks you if you need another shopping cart.'

"I left your credit card outside. It's still smoking."

Pushy Cashpoint

'Remember me? Two weeks ago you gave me a loan for $25,000...I've been having a ball and I'd like to do it again!'

'Sure, I could stop spending, but who am I to trip the economy into a depression?'

'The bank wants you to stop writing checks for a few days, to give them a chance to catch up.'

'If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping...'

"You know they say money is filthy? Well, I decided to get rid of some of it."

'Christmas is considered to be a time of joy! Especially for the Credit Card companies!'

Oranges

"National debt this, national debt that, haven't these politicians heard of plastic?"

"It speaks to my desire to spend money."