Spending Spree Fan Prints

"I put all this stuff on your credit card, Bob, but don't worry! I had a tarot card reading by Minerva and she said this is my lucky Bingo card!"

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

'Just look at him- a fool and his money are soon partying!'

'Whoever stole your credit card is spending a lot less with it than you did!'

"Hey, I just got a burst of consumer confidence- let's go buy something."

"I don't mind out of control spending as long as it's on stuff I like."

"Let's just get through this first aisle...then we'll discuss your impulse buying."

"Fiscal conservatism be damned. I'm a fiscal hedonist."

Wealth AcquisitionWealth ManagementSince You Can't Take it with you, Spend it.

"Uh, officer, actually I wasn't going to report my stolen credit card...."

'Spending and consuming - that's my kind of patriotism.'

"I invented 'shopping' and I haven't seen my wife since."

'You didn't realise she was so expensive? The clue is in the name!'

If you don't see what you want, buy something you don't want!

"Hey! Great haircut!!

'This is the 20th car you've bought this month. So, I've checked you into a car-addiction program.'

'Can I have a new credit card please - this one's full up!'

'Just follow my voice to the checkout stand.'

'Which wine would you suggest, to go with an enormous expense account?'

'Good heavens, Margaret, the bailout was for wall street, not for you.'

'Credit card customer of the month'

'I think it's time to stop shopping when the computer asks you if you need another shopping cart.'

Pushy Cashpoint

'Remember me? Two weeks ago you gave me a loan for $25,000...I've been having a ball and I'd like to do it again!'

'The bank wants you to stop writing checks for a few days, to give them a chance to catch up.'

'Sure, I could stop spending, but who am I to trip the economy into a depression?'

Oranges

'If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping...'

"You know they say money is filthy? Well, I decided to get rid of some of it."

"It speaks to my desire to spend money."

'Christmas is considered to be a time of joy! Especially for the Credit Card companies!'

"It speaks to my desire to spend money."

"National debt this, national debt that, haven't these politicians heard of plastic?"