Spending Spree Aficionado Prints

"Uh, officer, actually I wasn't going to report my stolen credit card...."

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

'Just look at him- a fool and his money are soon partying!'

'Whoever stole your credit card is spending a lot less with it than you did!'

'hold the blog - I got a bargain in the sales'

"Hey, I just got a burst of consumer confidence- let's go buy something."

"I don't mind out of control spending as long as it's on stuff I like."

"It's wonderful, Harry! How late does Neiman-Marcus stay open?"

Shops Shops Shops - 'I've just remembered! We came here to catch a flight!'

"I shop to forget what I bought last year."

"I've had a very trying day. I've tried on dresses, shoes..."

"Fiscal conservatism be damned. I'm a fiscal hedonist."

Wealth AcquisitionWealth ManagementSince You Can't Take it with you, Spend it.

"Let's just get through the first aisle...then we'll discuss your impulse buying."

'Spending and consuming - that's my kind of patriotism.'

"I invented 'shopping' and I haven't seen my wife since."

'You must have something in my size?'

"Hey! Great haircut!!

"Nothing ventured, nothing exchanged."

Giant sale - 'Sorry Luv - that's the last one.'

If you don't see what you want, buy something you don't want!

'You didn't realise she was so expensive? The clue is in the name!'

'This is the 20th car you've bought this month. So, I've checked you into a car-addiction program.'

'Just follow my voice to the checkout stand.'

'Good heavens, Margaret, the bailout was for wall street, not for you.'

Aisle 3; 300 - 500 calories per serving.

"I put all this stuff on your credit card, Bob, but don't worry! I had a tarot card reading by Minerva and she said this is my lucky Bingo card!"

What's this about? The recession is devastating chain stores. Save our mall. They're the lifeblood of teen culture as we know it. What are your solutions? We're having a massive shop-in this Saturday! Shop 'til you drop. Big $$. Like a day of service? Exactly! But you'll feel even better about yourself.

'Credit card customer of the month'

Buyer's Remorse for Dummies

'Money can't buy everything... that's what credit cards are for!'

'Of course I care for you. You're the most expensive woman in my life.'