Spending Splurge Fan Gifts

"Great news! I found the lost credit card this morning!"

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

'Just look at him- a fool and his money are soon partying!'

'Whoever stole your credit card is spending a lot less with it than you did!'

"Hey, I just got a burst of consumer confidence- let's go buy something."

"I don't mind out of control spending as long as it's on stuff I like."

"We've decided to cut back and have Christmas every other year."

Wealth AcquisitionWealth ManagementSince You Can't Take it with you, Spend it.

"Fiscal conservatism be damned. I'm a fiscal hedonist."

"Uh, officer, actually I wasn't going to report my stolen credit card...."

Frankly, I'm not as interested in resisting temptation as I am in finding it!

'Spending and consuming - that's my kind of patriotism.'

If you don't see what you want, buy something you don't want!

'You didn't realise she was so expensive? The clue is in the name!'

'Just follow my voice to the checkout stand.'

'Good heavens, Margaret, the bailout was for wall street, not for you.'

"I put all this stuff on your credit card, Bob, but don't worry! I had a tarot card reading by Minerva and she said this is my lucky Bingo card!"

'We're conducting a shopper-flow study for the new giant Oakdale mall.'

"Classic ballcap $79.95. White, black, red or blue. Adjustable. One size fits all."

Buyer's Remorse for Dummies

With more and more graduates defaulting on college loans, many loan companies have hired undercover hecklers!

'Credit card customer of the month'

'I think it's time to stop shopping when the computer asks you if you need another shopping cart.'

Pushy Cashpoint

"I left your credit card outside. It's still smoking."

'Christmas is considered to be a time of joy! Especially for the Credit Card companies!'

'Dear Customer - Due to economic cutbacks, this year we have produced a 'Round Robin' Christmas Card...'

'If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping...'

"National debt this, national debt that, haven't these politicians heard of plastic?"

"You know they say money is filthy? Well, I decided to get rid of some of it."

'The bank wants you to stop writing checks for a few days, to give them a chance to catch up.'

'Remember me? Two weeks ago you gave me a loan for $25,000...I've been having a ball and I'd like to do it again!'

"It speaks to my desire to spend money."

'Sure, I could stop spending, but who am I to trip the economy into a depression?'

Oranges