Spending Enthusiast Gifts

'My credit card debt? Oh, I deleted that.'

'And don't forget. That credit card will expire at midnight.'

I intend running up some bills.

'Oh, go ahead and buy it, dear — we'll find the money somewhere.'

"Due to your lack of discipline and disregard to your credit limit...."

"Looks like your Beryl`s been window shopping again."

'If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping...'

If you only buy one CD this year...you're a cheapskate.

'Whoever stole your credit card is spending a lot less with it than you did!'

'The bank wants you to stop writing checks for a few days, to give them a chance to catch up.'

Wealth AcquisitionWealth ManagementSince You Can't Take it with you, Spend it.

If you don't see what you want, buy something you don't want!

"Fiscal conservatism be damned. I'm a fiscal hedonist."

'You have to reconcile your gross habits with your net income.'

'What's the smallest budget you can manage on?' 'The most you can give me!'

'And this is my strategic money reserve.'

'Looks like we'll have to break into the piggy bank to find our endowment funding.'

'Just look at him- a fool and his money are soon partying!'

Piggy Bank Coin I.V.

"I hate check writing, but, hey, it pays the bills."

Rare Medical Conditions - The compulsive desire to work out restaurant bills correctly

"Can you check inside it for me, Mister?"

The ways and means committee reaches the tipping point.

"Hey, I just got a burst of consumer confidence- let's go buy something."

"I don't mind out of control spending as long as it's on stuff I like."

'In a cost-saving move, I've replaced your cubicle with a back pack.'

'Take a letter,'

'Turn we women loose in the malls - that'll stimulate the economy.'

'My pay envelope is empty.' - 'Your deductions equal your salary'

US Deficit

"I've been told to go through all our expenses...cut out any fat, get rid of any costly perks!"

Martin hated dining alone – but loved the savings.

'I want to return this wallet. I can't seem to keep any money in it.'

"Post-holiday dieting will be much easier this year. Our disposable cash flow will be diverted."

"Strategic plan B: We chop down all the office plants and grow vegetables."