Spending Spree Lover Gifts

"Hey, I just got a burst of consumer confidence- let's go buy something."

'Dear valued customer, due to your lack of discipline and total disregard for your credit limit, you're the customer of the month.'

"This is what it would like if all my abandoned online shopping carts were real."

'Remember me? Two weeks ago you gave me a loan for $25,000...I've been having a ball and I'd like to do it again!'

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

'Just look at him- a fool and his money are soon partying!'

How would Madam like to pay?

'Whoever stole your credit card is spending a lot less with it than you did!'

Ladies Fashions - "Money isn't tight - you are!"

"Yikes! So many foundations, so little time."

"I don't mind out of control spending as long as it's on stuff I like."

"Halloween stuff already? It's August!"

"It must be near New Year's Day...There are Easter eggs in the shop windows!"

Don't miss this opportunity to own something really expensive!

"I've had a very trying day. I've tried on dresses, shoes..."

Wealth AcquisitionWealth ManagementSince You Can't Take it with you, Spend it.

"Fiscal conservatism be damned. I'm a fiscal hedonist."

"Uh, officer, actually I wasn't going to report my stolen credit card...."

'Spending and consuming - that's my kind of patriotism.'

"I invented 'shopping' and I haven't seen my wife since."

"Hey! Great haircut!!

Shopping Trips

'You didn't realise she was so expensive? The clue is in the name!'

If you don't see what you want, buy something you don't want!

"It's so drapey—should I get something with a crisper line?"

'This is the 20th car you've bought this month. So, I've checked you into a car-addiction program.'

'Just follow my voice to the checkout stand.'

'Can I have a new credit card please - this one's full up!'

'Good heavens, Margaret, the bailout was for wall street, not for you.'

'Money can't buy everything... that's what credit cards are for!'

'Credit card customer of the month'

What's this about? The recession is devastating chain stores. Save our mall. They're the lifeblood of teen culture as we know it. What are your solutions? We're having a massive shop-in this Saturday! Shop 'til you drop. Big $$. Like a day of service? Exactly! But you'll feel even better about yourself.

"My husband's suing me for mall practice."

Winter Sale