Spending Spree Specialist Gifts

'Mum dented the bumper on our car, so she bought another car!'

'Good heavens, Margaret, the bailout was for wall street, not for you.'

'Credit card customer of the month'

'Sure, I could stop spending, but who am I to trip the economy into a depression?'

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

'Just look at him- a fool and his money are soon partying!'

'Whoever stole your credit card is spending a lot less with it than you did!'

"Hey, I just got a burst of consumer confidence- let's go buy something."

"I don't mind out of control spending as long as it's on stuff I like."

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

'When it comes to shopping, not only does the buck stop here, but so do the fives, tens, twenties, fifties and hundreds.'

"Fiscal conservatism be damned. I'm a fiscal hedonist."

"Uh, officer, actually I wasn't going to report my stolen credit card...."

Wealth AcquisitionWealth ManagementSince You Can't Take it with you, Spend it.

'Spending and consuming - that's my kind of patriotism.'

I brake for all 50 off Sales.

'You didn't realise she was so expensive? The clue is in the name!'

If you don't see what you want, buy something you don't want!

'This is the 20th car you've bought this month. So, I've checked you into a car-addiction program.'

'Just follow my voice to the checkout stand.'

'Can I have a new credit card please - this one's full up!'

Womens dressing rooms.

'Which wine would you suggest, to go with an enormous expense account?'

'I just got my second wind! How about another $500?'

"I put all this stuff on your credit card, Bob, but don't worry! I had a tarot card reading by Minerva and she said this is my lucky Bingo card!"

Buyer's Remorse for Dummies

'Of course I care for you. You're the most expensive woman in my life.'

'I think it's time to stop shopping when the computer asks you if you need another shopping cart.'

Pushy Cashpoint

"I left your credit card outside. It's still smoking."

'Christmas is considered to be a time of joy! Especially for the Credit Card companies!'

"National debt this, national debt that, haven't these politicians heard of plastic?"

"It speaks to my desire to spend money."

'The bank wants you to stop writing checks for a few days, to give them a chance to catch up.'

'If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping...'