Spending Spree Specialist Gifts

'Mum dented the bumper on our car, so she bought another car!'

'Good heavens, Margaret, the bailout was for wall street, not for you.'

'Credit card customer of the month'

'Sure, I could stop spending, but who am I to trip the economy into a depression?'

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

'Just look at him- a fool and his money are soon partying!'

'Whoever stole your credit card is spending a lot less with it than you did!'

"Hey, I just got a burst of consumer confidence- let's go buy something."

"I don't mind out of control spending as long as it's on stuff I like."

'When it comes to shopping, not only does the buck stop here, but so do the fives, tens, twenties, fifties and hundreds.'

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

"Uh, officer, actually I wasn't going to report my stolen credit card...."

"Fiscal conservatism be damned. I'm a fiscal hedonist."

Wealth AcquisitionWealth ManagementSince You Can't Take it with you, Spend it.

'Spending and consuming - that's my kind of patriotism.'

'You didn't realise she was so expensive? The clue is in the name!'

I brake for all 50 off Sales.

If you don't see what you want, buy something you don't want!

'This is the 20th car you've bought this month. So, I've checked you into a car-addiction program.'

'Just follow my voice to the checkout stand.'

'Can I have a new credit card please - this one's full up!'

'Which wine would you suggest, to go with an enormous expense account?'

Womens dressing rooms.

"I put all this stuff on your credit card, Bob, but don't worry! I had a tarot card reading by Minerva and she said this is my lucky Bingo card!"

'I just got my second wind! How about another $500?'

'Of course I care for you. You're the most expensive woman in my life.'

'I think it's time to stop shopping when the computer asks you if you need another shopping cart.'

Pushy Cashpoint

"National debt this, national debt that, haven't these politicians heard of plastic?"

"You know they say money is filthy? Well, I decided to get rid of some of it."

'The bank wants you to stop writing checks for a few days, to give them a chance to catch up.'

'Remember me? Two weeks ago you gave me a loan for $25,000...I've been having a ball and I'd like to do it again!'

"It speaks to my desire to spend money."

'If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping...'

"It speaks to my desire to spend money."