Spending Spree Strategist Gifts

'So we stopped using clays and started using our credit cards.'

'Christmas is considered to be a time of joy! Especially for the Credit Card companies!'

"We think your credit cards may have been breached."

'You have to reconcile your gross habits with your net income.'

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

"Hey, honey, the credit card company increased our debt... I mean our credit limit!"

Keep the econoimy moving

'Just look at him- a fool and his money are soon partying!'

Screwdriver labelled 'Buyer' and screw labelled 'seller'.

First United Church of Outrageously Overlimited Credit Card Holders

"Honey, I love celebrating Christmas! I love all the food, the sweets, the Christmas tree and the presents, but our bank account hates Christmas!"

'Whoever stole your credit card is spending a lot less with it than you did!'

'I don't need to know what it is when it's on sale.'

"Hey, I just got a burst of consumer confidence- let's go buy something."

"I don't mind out of control spending as long as it's on stuff I like."

"I see your point, but wouldn't it be more fun to spend it while I'm young enough to enjoy it?"

"It's wonderful, Harry! How late does Neiman-Marcus stay open?"

'When it comes to shopping, not only does the buck stop here, but so do the fives, tens, twenties, fifties and hundreds.'

Wealth AcquisitionWealth ManagementSince You Can't Take it with you, Spend it.

"So the only way to save the economy is to spend what we haven't got - plus ca change - moin ca change!"

"I need nothing and I want everything."

"Fiscal conservatism be damned. I'm a fiscal hedonist."

"Uh, officer, actually I wasn't going to report my stolen credit card...."

'Spending and consuming - that's my kind of patriotism.'

'You didn't realise she was so expensive? The clue is in the name!'

'I simply can't live on what I earn. I can't even live on what I spend.'

If you don't see what you want, buy something you don't want!

'This is the 20th car you've bought this month. So, I've checked you into a car-addiction program.'

'Can I have a new credit card please - this one's full up!'

'Just follow my voice to the checkout stand.'

'Good heavens, Margaret, the bailout was for wall street, not for you.'

'Which wine would you suggest, to go with an enormous expense account?'

'It's similar to the government's system of checks and balances. I write the checks and you try to balance them.'

US economy-spend or save?

"My wife disposes all of my disposable income."